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#19315
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Jeff had a great tounge in cheek idea! We should have a "Men of Dwarven Forge" calender. Us DF fanatics, posing shirtless, reclining, looking at the camera with some brooding "bedroom eyes"..HOT STUFF..... I may not be 300 lbs, but I do have a beard! Time to borrow my friends digital camera....
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#19316
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Not ME! Unless this is to be a comedy calendar.

See ya (but not to be seen)!

Jim
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#19317
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Man... I don't know whether to laugh or to cry over that post. rofl

If I could get a percentage of the proceeds derived from the sale of said calendar, I might consider it. ;-}~
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#19318
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
I think this needs to be a charity endeavor. All proceeds to go to Gamers for Personal Hygiene, or cancer research, or something.

Be sure to have a green-screen at the photo shoot, so that the models can be Photo-Shopped into pictures of DF set-ups.
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#19319
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
I forgot to mention that the photshoots would have to take place in a "boudoir of dwarven forge"...while the model is lyting on the bearskin rug in front of the fireplace, in front of him is a sprawling DF layout....
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#19320
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Considering the mental image I get of some of us here on this forum, I hope that DF layout is extensive enough to hide everything; after all, some of us are VERY out of shape.
Do YOU want a calendar on the wall of YOUR game room with a large, pale belly, supporting a scraggly beard, looming over April or July? (shudder!!) :rolleyes:

Thanks, but I think'd rather just have the DF layout; pass on the fatty (I can get that with a full-length mirror, thank you very much!).

See ya!

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#19321
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
BLEUCH!!!!!!

BBBBLLLLLEEEEEEUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wot a truly awful mental picture that conjures up. I'm gonna have nightmares, for sure.

(why isn't there a smiley for puking up?)

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#19322
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
I'll have you know that I'm not 300 pounds; I weigh in at a more modest 285, thanks to jogging and my Total Gym.

My beard is not scraggly; it's neat and clean, and nicely groomed.

And I'll admit that with the grey skies of late, my tan has faded somewhat, though I'd call it "pale."

Of course, when you turn to October in the calendar, you'll see all that. I still don't know how Jeff and Stefan talked me into wearing that French maid uniform, but at least I've got the legs for it.

;)
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#19323
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
I didn't think I'd fit into the Xena costume, but I did and you guys are all the more lucky for it.
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#19324
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Just wait till you see the "(leia), Metal Bikini" shoot, man was that thing not pleasant to wear,... and who was it again you got to be Jabba?
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#19325
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Quit complaining! At least you guys GOT costumes!
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#19326
Men of Dwarven Forge Calender!! 8 Years, 2 Months ago  
Quit complaining! At least you guys GOT costumes!
My "costume" ws the ogre's den, held to conceal my ogre....
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