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#15300
Dragonlance Movie 8 Years, 4 Months ago  
Oh, come on, kender are great!

Especially when roasted with garlic and onions. ;)
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#15301
Dragonlance Movie 8 Years, 4 Months ago  
Oh, come on, kender are great!

Especially when roasted with garlic and onions. ;)

I . . . don't think I want to ask.
Do I?

NAH-H-H-H!

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Jim
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#15302
Dragonlance Movie 8 Years, 4 Months ago  
Okay, I'll admit it, I've never roasted Kender. But I have knighted one. And it was as Kradlo, my Dwarf rogue, about twelve years ago at a convention.

We'd were traveling overland to the dungeon, when we heard what was described as a "Kender traveling song." Kradlo, unfamiliar with the critters, asked what they were.

"Midget kleptomaniacs" was the response.
"Got it," he said, and dove into a bush for cover, as did the other "honest businessman" in the group. The Kender entered our campsite, and immediately picked out the other character (who must have blown his Hide roll). The kender began taunting him, referring to him as a "talking bush," which the player decided to endure with stoic determination.

After hearing a bit of this, Kradlo decided that he'd heard enough of this claptrap, and emerged from hiding to return to his sleep. The kender spotted him, and began trying to taunt the Dwarf.

"Push off," Kradlo replied.
"Oh, was your mother a gully dwarf?" asked the kender. This, as you may know, is a vile insult for Dwarves.
Kradlo turned around with a conspiratorial look on his face. "I'll let you in on a secret. I'm a king in my country."
"Really?" asked the incredulous kender.
"Really. And I need knights. Will you be my knight? Will you by my knight?"
Puffing up with pride, the kender answered, "Yes!"
"Then I dub thee... unconscious!" And conked him with a crowbar.

For this Kradlo received a standing ovation from the rest of the group. :D
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#15303
Dragonlance Movie 8 Years, 4 Months ago  
Kradlo -

Having read this, all I can say is this;
If you offer to knight me, you'll have to catch me first! And, it's amazing how fast this fat boy can run when terrified!
Sonic booms!!

I LOVE that story; may I borrow it for a future adventure?

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#15304
Dragonlance Movie 8 Years, 4 Months ago  
Jim, you certainly may use it with evil glee. I understand the story made the rounds at DunDraCon for nearly a decade after it happened. It's interesting to hear of an adventure you've been in or run as a GM that's become urban legend in the gaming community.

I should tell you the story of the Massacre at Jenkins Ferry some time. Now there was an adventure gone off the rails.
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#15305
Dragonlance Movie 8 Years, 4 Months ago  
Krad -

Jenkins Ferry? That comes in a briar patch box, doesn't it?
B'rer Rabbit was right. Please don't throw me in that briar patch!

Thanks for the okay for kender story.

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