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#1286
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 4 Months ago  
What has been some of your funniest, unexpected RPG moments that added to the game?
Mine was last summer, my first session running a new 3.5 game, new group of players. Very first combat, the first three rounds, the cleric of the god of battle rolls 3 natural 1's in a row to hit. :shock: The other players thought that his god has abbonded him, or he was not tell the truth about being a cleric of the god of battle.
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#1287
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 4 Months ago  
bear with me, as i suck at telling stories...


Playing DC Heros. My character was a nieve teenage girl with some awsome powers. But she was being talked to telepathically, and was responding verbally. So one of the PCs popped the question. "Who are you talking to?"
w/out a moments notice i responded
"No one, i just have some cavaties" and we all just burst out laughing.
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#1288
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 4 Months ago  
I was Dm'ing a really bad group of players - always arguing etc. I had invented a potion that turned you into the first animal youmentioned. One of their key players grabbed the potion off their thief and drank it down.
The usual questions came out - 'Do I feel stronger' 'Am I invisible' 'Do I feel healthier'... and the best one of all. 'Can I FLY!' - well he could now BZZZZZZZ. :twisted:

As a player, we once played a module that our DM had taken over around 2 months perfecting. We were about 5th level players and were battling kobolds - Sounds like a slaughter, but these guys were invisible.
As soon as we found this out, one of our guys suggested that we all ride back to town and purchase massive sacks of flour. Now we just opened each door and lobbed a couple of bags against the ceilings and we could see little fuzzy creatures running around in every room. We totally blitzed his dungeon in one sitting. He refused to DM us again for months :D
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#1289
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 4 Months ago  
I was Dm'ing a really bad group of players - always arguing etc. I had invented a potion that turned you into the first animal youmentioned. One of their key players grabbed the potion off their thief and drank it down.
The usual questions came out - 'Do I feel stronger' 'Am I invisible' 'Do I feel healthier'... and the best one of all. 'Can I FLY!' - well he could now BZZZZZZZ. :twisted:


ROFLMAO.

Thats evil, and going into my book of evil tricks! :lol:
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#1290
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 4 Months ago  
I was DMing a Traveller game about 20 years ago (jeez I feel old). The players were shooting their way out of the starport, and were running for their ship when everybody except my friend Adam's character got wounded and couldn't move. The following exchange took place:

Adam: "Can I pick up my fallen comrades?"

Me: "One or the other, but not both.

Adam: "Damn...who should I pick up?"

Darryl: "Me, pick me up!"

Adam: "Okay, I pick up Darryl's character...and use him as a human shield."

Darryl: "Son of a..."

:lol:
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#1291
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 4 Months ago  
Hee Heee Heeee.....

"They call him Daran, Daran,
But thats not his real name......"

(Sung to Flipper Theame)
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#1292
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 3 Months ago  
We keep dead characters sheets in a file and encourage the player to discuss cause of death. I have 5 files now over the years. I love to pull these out and read them. I have long forgotten the games but...

1) Halforc: "DEAD DEAD DEAD becuase THOR won't let the good guys go first."

2) Dwarf: "Killed in battle with wired flashing light-pixxy things...Magic?."

3) TopSecret: "Blowed Up real good"

4) Val: "Killed and eaten by fishfrogs, had a good game"

5) Stew: "Head smashed out on rocks. Giants are Strong!!!"

I would encourage all to do this it's funny to go back........ ;)
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#1293
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 3 Months ago  
This weekend I was running my game in Scarred Lands when the characters, along with a platoon from the Beltanian Vigil found themselves fleeing from a group of over 30 Asaamir (lizard men) and a half dozen gorgons. To make a long story somewhat shorter, the group decided to take refuge in a crypt the rogue had spotted in hopes of locking out their enemies, or at least bottle necking them at the door and began moving towards it just as the lizard men closed for combat. They fought their way to the crypt as chaos ensued around them.

Once they arrived the rogue quickly unlocked the door and moved inside along with the cleric, while the fighter stood by the door making sure the rest of the platoon made it inside. Once inside the rogue discovered a pit trap only a few feet from the door and did her best to disarm it as the cleric pulled an ever-burning torch from his backpack. Meanwhile, the fighter was getting beat to a pulp just outside and was under 10 hp by the time the trap was disarmed and the last surviving Vigil member made it inside. The cleric quickly healed the battered soldier as the fighter moved through the door and tried to latch it shut. Finally, after summoning all of his strength the fighter managed to latch the door and lock it as the cleric healed him.

They were both somewhat shocked at the ferocity of the attack and the fact that only one Vigil member survived when they both turned around just in time to see the rogue instructing the last Vigil member to walk down the hallway, and a giant rolling boulder crushing him as he reached the first intersection.

It was then that the rogue turned back to the fighter and cleric with her hands on her hips and proudly proclaimed, “I’ve found another trap!�. :shock:

I sure have to give my wife credit for role-playing her alignment. ;)
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#1294
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 3 Months ago  
In a HM game, a half-ogre fighter decided to grab two kobolds and slam them toghether. I told him to make two attack rolls. What do you think happened?

You guessed it. Two natural '1's. Two simultaneous fumbles. :rolleyes:

Everyone had a good laugh from it (except the 1/2-ogre player). :D
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This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence
 
#1295
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 3 Months ago  
We keep dead characters sheets in a file and encourage the player to discuss cause of death. I have 5 files now over the years. I love to pull these out and read them. I have long forgotten the games but...

1) Halforc: "DEAD DEAD DEAD becuase THOR won't let the good guys go first."

2) Dwarf: "Killed in battle with wired flashing light-pixxy things...Magic?."

3) TopSecret: "Blowed Up real good"

4) Val: "Killed and eaten by fishfrogs, had a good game"

5) Stew: "Head smashed out on rocks. Giants are Strong!!!"

I would encourage all to do this it's funny to go back........ ;)


The thread is about FUNNY game moments, not sadistic ones. You sick bastard. :evil:
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#1296
Funny in game moments 10 Years, 3 Months ago  
Sometimes I get them out, put on some Kool and the Gang and roll around naked on them.... :lol:

But, I think thats pretty normal among DMs. ;)

Are you enjoying your Vrock "Friendship" ring?
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#1297
Funny in game moments 9 Years, 5 Months ago  
I'd have to say when we had just finished fighting orcs. Everyone was about half-dead so they asked the cleric to heal them.
Cleric- "I HAVE HEALING SPELLS???!!!"

lol
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