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#1298
Funny in game moments 9 Years, 7 Months ago  
Just a few from recent memory...the names given them by Cuisen, a half orc paladin of Arararar (never ask a young friar with his mouth full of cheese what the name of the god of knowledge is) He decided rather than "Detect the forces of Chaos" his special ability must be "Detect Stupid". When he tried out his "Detect Stupid" powers on his Bladesinger companion, the companion promptly hit him with color spray, knocking him unconcious. Cuisen's conclusion was that his friend was so stupid that the powers of stupid contained in his "Stupid friend Myrris" required special care and instruction. This led to some fun cases where an illiterate Half Orc was trying to teach his spellcasting friend how to read....Cuisen's battlecry evolved into "ARE YOU STUPID!?!?!?"

This is also the group that contained the paladin Justinian Turansom aka "De Blonde Goofaball"
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#1299
Funny in game moments 9 Years, 7 Months ago  
So, I'm playing the new Castles & Crusades game with the Troll Lords (designers of said game), Gary Gygax and Rob Kuntz as well as a few other friends. I was wearing my PvP Wizard's Hat, and Rob (who was co-DM) says to me "You. In the hat. What are you doing this round?" I was caught a little flat-footed so all I could think of (since I didn't have an offensive spell ready) was "I, uh, endeavor to persevere." Without missing a beat, Rob rolls a 6-sider and glances at it and says "You succeed."

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#1300
Funny in game moments 9 Years, 7 Months ago  
We were Playing Warhammer a Few years ago, and there were some Young Fems who were doing their Best to Distract us from "That Silly Game"... At first it was amusing but then it became less and Less fun, as they went from casual Comments to more Overt Distractions like Sitting on Our Laps and the Like... So Any way, we often Abreviate the Stats when in the Heat of A Battle, a Damage roll, can be Distilled down to Roll your "D", Toughness to "T"... So the GM says to a Dear Friend of mine, Roll your "I"... (For Intelligence), and Joel Gets this Evil Look on his Face And Plucks out his Real Glass Eye, and Tosses it across the Table, (It is Not At all Round or Die Like particularly, but it does it turns out make a Satisfying "Clickity-Click-Click" sound as it tumbles across a hard Surface).... And Damn if the thing Does not land Pupil up, right in front of one of the Fems... They were very Disgusted, but it shut them up and we Laughed quite Loudly... Any way, ever since then (Regardless of the System), when ever we Game together, At some point it is pretty much Guaranteed that Some one will Yell out "Hey Joel, Roll your Eye"... And More often than Not out comes the Shiney Semi-sphere, "Clinkity-Clink-Clinking" it's way across the Gaming Table!
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"To Succeed We Attack!"
 
#1301
Funny in game moments 9 Years, 7 Months ago  
It did at one time occur to me that perhaps I was being a bit too ruff on the players.....Running the ever-loved Keep on the Borderlands, I had tweaked the kobold section a smidge. First of all, why do 3 foot tall critters need a 10 foot tall ceiling?. I used the existing portion in the module as the foyer to the "real" kobold nesting area. I added a few traps and crossbow loops and muderholes in the area. I knew I'd overdone it a bit when after the party had been repulsed the 4th time they all rolled up halflings and gnomes to go in after the nasty little devils.
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#1302
Funny in game moments 9 Years, 7 Months ago  
:lol:
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