12 Step Program

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by Harneloot » Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:57 pm

Nice Fix! Er...I mean order!

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by Pizzabagel » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:47 pm

And sewers, glorious sludge-filled sewers!

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by Pizzabagel » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:45 pm

Woohoo! Just received my shipment of crack! Er... dwarvenite. Unpainted Hamlet, battlements, ruins, bridge of valor, imperial streets, and kobolds!!

I think I scared the UPS guy when I came flying out the door.

Well this should be enough to keep me busy painting until April...

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by GODofwar » Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:27 pm

Rabbit Burner wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:48 pm
GODofwar wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:02 pm
Pizza:

No. The final stage is when you sell your house and move to a rented storage facility, living there illegally in squalor with your DwF on shelves and a battered 4x8 sheet of plywood you set up on saw horses to run games. You sent your wife to the streets to work off your debt and sold your children to a Saudi prince to buy KS5, including TWO each of the Jade Temple sets, hoping of course to sell one of each and buy your kids back. But you know you will never sell the sets. A huge all-jade Temple sounds so cool...

And this is only final because the Kiddie Nazis catch up with you and send you to prison for life for selling your kids.

Worst part is you didn't even get enough for the kids to buy as much as Lady Sabelle.

The Chief Least Weasel of Valoria (Pretendant)
Totus KS Delenda Sunt, except KS5
Man that's dark - you should talk to someone - like a bank manager about an overdraft or just have more kids.

There is only one final stage - when you fail your instance death saving throw and your dying thought is you should have gone for the Acid Baths to get the two headed Croc you missed in KSIII'
I got TWO of the 2-headed crocs in KSIII and gave one to the delightful daughter of a Trog.

So I'm home free.

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by kitenerd » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:34 am

I have a friend who runs a gaming business... it is all tax deductible to him!
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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by Rabbit Burner » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:48 am

bernyleung wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:06 am
Is it a bad sign when I ask to defer my municipal taxes just so I can afford more DF?
Cant you get tax relief on Dwarvenite ? I mean its hardly a luxury as many here cannot live without it!
So I would expect a competent tax accountant to be able to justify claiming a tax rebate based on Dwarvenite's necessity for intelligent life, justified by the fact that Air is not taxed.
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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by bernyleung » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:06 am

Is it a bad sign when I ask to defer my municipal taxes just so I can afford more DF?

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by Danielg1992 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:25 am

I spent way to much but I can't regret it
I just wanna make the tomb of horrors with dwarvenite

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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by William » Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:02 am

We already have those (automatic payroll deductions that is). ;)
And they usually go for things I don't even agree with.
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Re: 12 Step Program

Post by kitenerd » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:16 am

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Then comes Denial - It is helpful at this point to find a community of folks who are far worse than you - oh, you are here already - point to any one of us and say "I'm not as bad as DFNERD!"

The next step is Anger - It is important to make posts expressing your righteous indignation that you cannot afford the entire KS, or can't complete your resin collection because the last three Beta sets went for more than a used car on eBay (lets not even talk about a RotA entrance...)

Then comes Bargaining - Convince yourself that you will up your pledge by another decimal place only because you will not back any other Kickstarters ever again

Next is Depression - First because you cannot believe you spent so much and then because you realize you only got one of something you really needed three of - cheer up there is always the webstore

Finally Acceptance - abandon hope all who enter here - its ok, toys are good, we like toys, they make us happy - and coming in 2018 automatic payroll deductions!
"Miniatures?, sure sign of a petty mind!" - 'The Women' 1939

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